This election, no matter where you stand on the issues or the candidates has been stressful, never-ending, and at times out of control. Tonight, it all finally comes to an end, let’s just hope it isn’t THE end.
There is not going to be a lot of agreement when it comes to the issues or the next President of the United States. In fact, there is just one thing that I believe the American People can agree on, each of us will need one, if not many, adult beverages to survive the night.
Just like each voter – each drinker might be looking for something particular in their beer to get them through the night. We have separated our suggestions into 3 very different approaches.
The Nervous Drinker
They need something to do with their hands all night to keep them occupied, beers they can drink in mass.
Top Picks – Session Beers (ABV 5.3% and lower)
Avery Brewing Company – Joe’s Pilsner
Dry Dock Brewing Company – Hefeweizen
Odell Brewing Company – Easy Street
Upslope Brewing Company – Craft Lager
Special Shout Out: Call to Arms – Clintonian Pale Ale
The Political Drinker
They want a beer to comfort them while they discuss policies, they are looking for the right electoral buzz.
Top Picks – Comfort Beers (ABV 5.5% to 8%)
Station 26 Brewing Company – Single Hop Simcoe IPA
New Belgium Brewing Company – Citradelic
Cerebral Brewing Company – Nightglow
Little Machine Beer – Racerback
Special Shout Out: Weldwerks Brewing – Juicy Bits
The I am afraid to watch Drinker
They are probably not going to watch the results live but instead drink until they are no longer worrying about the outcome. These people may not be at work tomorrow.
Top Picks – Big Beers (ABV 8% and above)
Telluride Brewing Company – FISHwater Double IPA
Spangalang Brewery – Nightwalker
Westbound and Down Brewing Company – General MacArthur’s Scotch Ale
CAUTION Brewing Company – Toaster Bat Black
Special Shout Out: Great Divide Brewing Company – Yeti (ALL things Yeti)
OUR ELECTION GIFT TO YOU:
ELECTION BINGO – FIRST TO BINGO BUYS THE NEXT ROUND
(Play responsibility and remember it’s all going to be okay)